Lets talk about an entertainment tragedy. No not Pavarotti’s death, not Vanessa Hudgens leaked nude photos, not Madeleine L’Engle’s death, and certainly not the Kayne West/50 cent feud. I’m talking about the uber-hyped Britney Spears performance at the VMAs. It was, as some media analysts predicted, a disaster. Perez Hilton released a scathing open letter to the songstress which is available on his website.
Most sites are drumming it up to a lack of confidence mixed with a lack of rehearsal. You know your performance is awful, when CNN, news source for the geriatric population, writes the following:
“Out-of-synch lip-synching. Lethargic movements that seemed choreographed by a dance instructor for a nursing home. The paunch in place of Spears’ once-taut belly. At times she just stopped singing altogether, as if even she knew nothing could save her performance. ”
I also have a message for Britney. Don’t stage a comeback if you can’t even muster 4 minutes of excitement about your own performance. For the terrible performance, wicked extensions, and too small/tight outfit, I have designated you the TOOL OF THE DAY.
I’ve attached the video, but who knows if YouTube will pull it. More on my favorite train wreck later.
On another note, the VMAs were not as awful/boring as normal. There was even a fist fight between Tommy Lee and Kid Rock over Pamela Anderson. I’m a Tommy girl, so I hope he kicked Kid Rock’s ass.